And now for something completely different. I make no apologies for this. Men are incorrigible when it comes to women. I wrote this when I was much younger and it really is about a young woman I worked with. There’s no hiding that male lust comes upon us inadvertently, and though I’m now well past this manifestation of it, I still laugh at the feeling. I hope you do too.
There’s a girl I know
I’d love to stick my face in her boobs
None of this “what a lovely dress you’ve on today
my dear and how-that-tight-top-does-suit-you” stuff;
“let me suck your tits” would do.
She knows it, too.
Once we met
me rushing down the hall
she stepping out of the john
we struck and stuck.
She has a sweet face
but I just couldn’t tear my eyes
from her magnificent breasts.
“Oh Mr. Hancocks,” so sweetlly she said
“how pleasant to meet you this way . . .”
“You bet,” I said
as my nostrils flared and my digits curled . . .
One second more wold have torn it . . .
my hand in her blouse
and the rest of the girls would
have been treated to screams
from the storeroom next the ‘ladies’
to which, at that precise sescond it blazed through
I had the key.
It was only her checks that stopped me.
“I’ve got to deliver this money,” she murmured.
“You’ve got the money, honey . . .”
I leered in my finest dirty-old-man style,
leaving the rest unsaid.
“Later,” she breathed
and bobbled away.
There’s no question about it!
Lust at first sight!